How Can You Recall a Dishwasher
Posted on May 31, 2008
So wouldn't you know it my Dishwasher Model was recalled. And I am thinking by who, for what, it works fine for me? And where is it being recalled too? It is not like I am going to rip this thing out of the wall and stick it in the back of my new pick-up truck and haul it to god knows where? Seriously, where on Earth would I take it too? I have no idea where that thing was bought?
As if I do not have enough things to worry about already, as my swimming pool filter got clogged up and burned up the pump, so I call out the Swimming Pool guy who advises me that he found Fluffy's missing kitten? Great, so keep that one quiet I can imagine the family telling me we have to have a full-burial and procession for that nameless soggy creature?
Oh and then I get the bill, turns out the "Pool Guy" was afraid of breaking the law so he takes the dead kitten to the animal shelter to be disposed of, bills me 1.5 hours to drive over there and $29.00 for the animal disposal fee, plus the new pump and time to install it. Then I get another bill for G-darn disposal of the old one? What the hey?
As far as I am concerned the Dishwasher stays there, until it breaks and it can remain there afterwards for as long as we both shall live - so help me god? This is getting ridiculous, I am tired of being a Yuppie Prick, how about you?
"Lance Winslow" - Online Think Tank forum board. If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; http://www.WorldThinkTank.net/. Lance is a guest writer for Our Spokane Magazine in Spokane, Washington
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