Jokes from the News for Jay Leno 01: Police Jokes
Posted on June 25, 2008
I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help he can get so I wrote up a few jokes from the news. The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Series are Police Jokes.
TASER Joke
TASER, the stun gun people, sponsored research at the Cleveland Clinic. Pigs were better able to resist a stun gun attack if they were first injected with COCAINE.
Heres a warning to crooks: In case the police subdue you with a stun gun, shoot up before you go to work!
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Capital Police Joke
Police cordoned off the Rayburn Office Building when someone confused the sounds of a worker pounding on an elevator with GUNSHOTS.
After checking the location of Dick Cheney, the Capital Police reopened the office building.
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Holiday Inn Joke
Two men robbed a Pennsylvania Holiday Inn. One held the gun and the other left his checkbook behind on the hotels reception desk, his name and address on each CHECK!
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Orlando Police Captain
A former Orlando police captain is held captive in the Democratic Republic of Congo. He is accused of planning a coup.
The former captain said he was not planning a coup but was scouting for interesting people to possibly become Disney World TOUR GUIDES.
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Judge Says Child Sex Offender too Short to Put in Jail
A Nebraska Judge let a convicted sex offender off the hook because he is only 5-ft 1-inch tall and, according to the judge, too short to serve time in jail.
He wasnt TOO SHORT to molest a 13-year-old girl!
A message to you short sex offenders: MOVE to Nebraska.
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Cocoa Florida Police Arrest 10-year-old Boy
In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy rammed a police cruiser after driving a Ram truck on a dare.
The police gave him a ticket for driving without the CUB SCOUT DRIVING AWARD.
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copyright2006 John T. Jones, Ph.D.
John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine. He is Executive Representative of IWS sellers of Tyler Hicks wealth-success books and kits. He also sells TopFlight flagpoles. He calls himself "Taylor Jones, the hack writer."
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